Snow

Ode to Snow (or the lack thereof)

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O Snow you white menace

I really do hate thee

You are cold, you are wet

You are very, very slippery

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I only will tolerate you

Just one time a year

It's a time of gift giving

And lots of good cheer

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But after the carols

and presents are done

Why, then you annoy

and you're not any fun

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Gradually, though,

You do melt away

We all are excited

"Let's play outside today!"

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But Snow, you're the devil

and just when we think

you've left for the season

You're back in a blink

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A blizzard befalls us

You cover the road

You make driving scary

I cannot get home

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So Snow, I've decided

Since I cannot escape

From your awful, cold presence

(.....wait for it.....wait for it.....)

I'm moving to Florida.